[Mikkel's jokes] Polish Joke...

[Mikkel L. Ellertson]

A Guy goes into the store and asks the clerk, "I'd like some Polish
Sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you polish?" The guy says, "Well,
yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
Italian??? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I
was German?? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was
Mexican?"

The clerk says "Well, no."

The guys says, "WELL, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask
for Polish sausage????"

The clerk says "Because this is a hardware store."